What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 00:35
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Octopussy
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A View to a Kill
-”She is very sexyful!”
Goldfinger
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
You Only Live Twice
Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Ah so!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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Moonraker
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
From Russia With Love
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.